Everyday, when the sun meets the moon in the sky, and Aphrodite comes to compliment both, the Sailor sneaks to the balcony, just to get a chance to see her, hoping that just for one moment, he caughts her eye.
Later on, this innocent attraction became an obsession, and the sailor started to wait for her all day inside the elevator, just to smell her jasmine perfume and say Hi.
He eventually got a restraining order.
After a good and relaxing bath, there is nothing more enjoyable than get rid of all that dirty water in a shape of beautiful soap bubbles out the window.
It´s really hard to decide which TV show to watch, specially when the season finale of Dawson´s Creek and the Cazaquistan Footbal Cup Final are running at the same time. So nothing better than wear your TV as an helmet and catch every show at the same time. Simultaneously.
There´s this guy I know that suspects there is a gorilla living on his roof. He spends sleepless nights listening nothing but UHUHUH´s and AHAHAH´s coming from above. Everytime this happens he goes to see the cosmos through the lenses of his brand new telescope. Since then he discovered at least a new planet every night.
There´s this guy I know that suspects there is a gorilla living on his roof. He spends sleepless nights listening nothing but UHUHUH´s and AHAHAH´s coming from above. Everytime this happens he goes to see the cosmos through the lenses of his brand new telescope. Since then he discovered at least a new planet every night.

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